I’m at the airport waiting to jump on the plane to Sydney. I’m going to be at WordCamp this weekend interviewing WordPress people and bloggers all over about our this incredible blogging platform that has made creating and maintaining websites accessible to the common man (and woman).
Behind me are People talking in Vietnamese. An Indian couple in front hugging and making strange chirping noises. A mother chases her son who is determined to run away from her. A toy plane destined to fly in endless circles makes a buzzing noise; suspended in midair by a polyester string. Why am I writing like this? I don’t know. Quite possibly the excitment of my end-of-year law school examinations have caused me temporary loopiness.
I’ve earned the nickname of “serial exam goer” at work. I only had two exams this semester you see, but I’ve been to the examination room four times. I tell everyone that it is intentional but the silly truth is that I mixed up my exam dates. Twice. Thank God I had mistaken them as earlier dates. It was a welcome relief to discover each time, however, that I had extra study days.
The father and uncle behind me is giving life advice to his daughter. It’s strange to hear the same encouragement another father gives to his daughter. It sounds familiar. Except this father is a bit all over the shop. And a bit more gentle than mine own who slapped me out of the notion of becoming a dolphin trainer. (Metaphorically.)
Today I forgot that I had a plane flight to Sydney. After I finished my exam, I walked out jamming to some funky tunes before racing home to pack. I packed in five minutes. It was a world record. All my friends are jet setting all over the world. Are we beginning the lifestyle that we all promised we would have to each other?
I’m excited about finishing my final exam at law school. I can’t wait to get stuck into my own projects and catching up with life again. Camping oneself inside a room studying non-stop does strange things to people I noticed.
I’m excited about this movie. I start this week but I’m away in Sydney so mine begin next week. I can’t wait to have my onscreen death. That’s super. Super duper.
Signing off,
Brain-confuzzled, free and totally groovin’ to the sweet, sweet sounds of feel-good tunes.
P.S. Why is it hailing and storming in Melbourne? It is spring.
If anybody asks, I knowingly and with complete intention, convince myself that my Insolvency Law exam was today. I walked up to the timetable at the exam venue to search for my seat number… couldn’t find it… thought, “What the fudgemonkey,” and promptly had a premature heart attack before my time.
Turns out my exam is tomorrow. That’s twice I’ve done that this semester. At least I get an extra study day. What did Meredith Grey from Grey’s Anatomy say again? “Why do I keep hitting myself on the head with a hammer? Because it feels sooooo good when I stop.”
We tried, people of the world. We tried to be politically correct, but it’s just not happening. Of course, we’ve got your fix of the latest and greatest news this week, from nonsensical numbering to possible spam tools, but we’re also kicking off a bunch of new segments that we just know you’ll love. It’s all coming up this week on WordCast! Don’t miss it.
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This week’s WordCast has it all: beta versions of WordPress (and easily upgrading to them); plugins that discriminate against your visitors; and even themes that make a gaming site look sexier than Kym’s new song (it’s filtered, don’t worry).
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So I’m sitting on the set piano playing a few tunes whilst the director is thinking to himself, “Damn… Kym looks like he’s coming down with something. He’s looking a little pale…”
Little did he know… I had just come out of hair and makeup and was suppose to look diseased. I was dun dun dunnnnnnn… SARSBOY!
Just a little scene I did for a short film. I’ve always wanted an on screen death and my dream was fulfilled when in a moment of absolute sarsiness, I turned to the camera, bloodied with fake blood mixed with BBQ sauce, opened my mouth, gushed torrents of scream curling blood, and died in a aesthetically pleasing manner. The blood tasted good though.
So here I am reinterpreting a Bryan Adam’s song called Heaven. Going by my past history, I’m pretty sure that I will be butchering this song to Mt. Buggery and that I’ll be hearing screams of protest from classic rock fans and fans of Mr. Brian Adams. (Does the interpretation of Time Of Your Life spring to mind?)
Before you all come at me with iron pitchforks hoping to cause my demise at the hands of tetnus — bear in mind that I learned this song as I was singing it. (Shameful I know… how could I have not known about this killer song earlier!)
Ah well; what the hey. Here’s to all those peeps out there who don’t mind having a few of their brain cells committing suicide. Here’s also a few more photos of my man-crush Craig. (Just kidding; but he rocks my socks anyway.)
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