A music video for The Aston Shuffle based around the theme of a Japanese eating contest? Why not! Yes I do get eaten in the end by a really hungry Japanese girl and yes, those foods do look a little bit strange on screen but I assure they they were more tasty than they looked.
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So it’s 1:38 AM and I’m in bed ready to catch some zz’s. Filming for The Aston Shuttle’s new music video took the entire day but dang was it fun. If you count running around in freezing cold weather wearing a sports singlet the entire day fun then sure, it was pretty darn cool.
Despite the early stages of onset hypothermia only delayed due to strategetically standing in front of gass heating and the presentation of two Japanese warming packs by the makeup artist (thanks for them!), I had a blast playing one of the characters in the ensemble cast; not to mention that we were all well feed and coffee’d up. (The meaning will become apparent when the music video is officially released.)
Well it’s 1:45 AM now and I’m ready to bajoinker out.
Catch you all later,
Kym
Check out the top secret photos taken during the recent costume fitting for “Dark and Secret Places”; an independant feature film written and directed by Claire McKenna.
The costumes are sorted, the return of the director imminent, and the filming set to begin. Collectively… ohhhhh!
Here are some photos I took (sssssssssssssh!) between takes during the filming of the battle scene of ‘The Sebet’, an original independent feature film concept created and written by Lisa Campos and Cresta Nickl.
Unfortunatly for the voyeurs out there, there’s nothing too revealing in these photos as revealing behind-the-scenes photos are a big no no. So maybe some photos of grass, mountains and skies will be sufficiently interesting enough to convince you that I was there and that it was actually pretty neat-o.
An interesting day running around waving swords and shields and posing with strategically placed angels in menancing battle poses and formations. The dark side got to shout obscenities and grunt a lot however. Turns out being a member of an angel army requires composure.
Despite this, the day wasn’t without incident. One girl had to be taken to hospital as an errant sword caused a minor cut in her lip. Turns out psudo battle scenes can be quite dangerous after all.
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Sebet Productions have produced a three minute pitching teaser directed by Lukas Strautins of Sprocket Films along with industry professional, Director of Photography, Trish Keating.
On the Seventh Day before he rested, God created The Sebet. These angels who would become the guardians of sin, bestowed with the duty of watching over man.
The great battle between Lucifer’s army of demons against the Sebet has raged over centuries. After failing to follow God’s order to destroy Lucifer, the Sebet would fall from favor in the heavens; banished to the land of men. Stranded and deserted, the Sebet accept Lucifer’s offer of immortality cursed with a thirst of draining the blood from every sinner and delivering them to the fires of hell. It is with this unending thirst that the first vampire is created. With every passing year, the Sebets’ bond withers and their thirst grows stronger.
Will they reunite to redeem themselves as God’s angels or will they forever live in darkness, cursed by Lucifer?
What do you get when you cross a guy with too much spare time on his hands who suffers from some from of attention deficit hyperactive disorder, with strangely proportioned demon pants that happen to look exactly like angel pants (which are the pants I was suppose to wear, but I used demon pants instead so they had some form of reference given the supply of angel pants had run out prematurely)? Someone who has trouble wearing pants of course.
After much falafel and jumping back and forth trying to somehow get those wide-hipped battle-pants on, I somehow got it looking respectable-like… but only by going outside again and asking wardrobe to assist by providing me with an extensive how-to on the pants. (Wardrobe eventually gave up and came and did it for me woooo.)
“But hang on a burgundy second Kym! What in the galactic-monkey are you talking about? ‘The Sebet’?
‘The Sebet’ is a movie about angels, demons and vampires. The primeval struggle between light and dark has torn the world asunder and in epic battle, that dates back to antiquity, angels and demons meet to wage war upon each other. Vampires somehow fit in between. Sounds EPIC doesn’t it?
Today was the day I went in to be fitted for my costume for the movie. Filming will take place this Sunday. Next time you’re at the cinema watching a movie that has both angels and demons in it, pay close attention, especially to any big battle scenes. More specifically, check out the angels because I am an angel.

Dear Blog,
So uhhh… back from the first day of rehearsal. Meeting everyone, having a “read through” of a new, revised script and what-not. Kinda cool. Kinda fun. Kinda nice.
Outside was pouring with rain. I could almost swim in the street. There was enough water anyway to theoretically drown given that apparently, you only need 2cm of water to drown; thus why a friend-of-mine’s grandmother has a fit every time she sees her walk near a puddle.
“No Tarlina!! No!! You will drown!! Stay away from that little puddle!! You want to what???! Swim at the beach??! Have you gone mental!!!! My granddaughter. Oh my dear granddaughter. Lord what have I done to deserve this?”
We did a few scene run throughs where I die and the female lead screams out, whilst trying to protect me from the evil clutches of the evil guy, repetitively, “Nooooo. Noooooo! Nooooooo!! NOOOOOOOO!!” It was rather hilarious to be honest, mostly because I couldn’t remember my lines, and was trying to do my best impersonation of the girl from The Exorcist whilst we were accompanied in the background by some errant tunes of upbeat folk music. I had to stifle laughter while pretending I was dying… say what?
So check it out. Am I like… nay actor or what! At least my goal of having a spectacular onscreen death will be fulfilled at long last… unless you count my previous adventures as Sars Boy.
Check it outtttt. I gots blood… in my mouth… all over my face… kinda outta place… but somewhat cool… too kool for skool and anything else that rhymes… sublime. Just some behind-the-scenes candids I took on the day’s shoot. Blood… blood… everywhere. How Twlight-y. Speaking of vampires… I’m a fan. Big fan.
So I’m sitting on the set piano playing a few tunes whilst the director is thinking to himself, “Damn… Kym looks like he’s coming down with something. He’s looking a little pale…”
Little did he know… I had just come out of hair and makeup and was suppose to look diseased. I was dun dun dunnnnnnn… SARS BOY!
Just a little scene I did for a short film. I’ve always wanted an on screen death and my dream was fulfilled when in a moment of absolute sarsiness, I turned to the camera, bloodied with fake blood mixed with BBQ sauce, opened my mouth, gushed torrents of scream curling blood, and died in a aesthetically pleasing manner. The blood tasted good though.
So I went to an audition the other day for a zombie comedy type film called “Racist” written and soon-to-be directed by Andrew Dunstan.
I was so sure that I wasn’t going to be doing it as I could have sworn that God had sent me multiple signs that I would not be doing this.
Firstly I had missed the first audition date as I was traveling despite my numerous email exchanges with Andrew. Secondly I had left my recording session an hour early to make it to the audition on time and on my way, the train crossing barrier stopped working suddenly and traffic became congested. It took me half an hour to escape.
Thirdly after escaping from the traffic I changed into a clearer road where I find, to my disbelief, roadworks that have expanded across the entire six-lane road including two lanes for the public tram system. Unbelievable!
I was going to be late to the audition; there was no doubt about it. I was sorely tempted to just go home. By some miracle I eventually arrive at the audition… 15 minutes late.
So in the audition I’m asked to improvise a scene where I’m a lazy bum who doesn’t want to help his friend move a couch. I ended up going Haydn-trained-me-today-so-I-fainted and laid face down on the ground for the entire scenario. The strange thing is, I got a part.
So I guess the next time you see me on film will be as a deranged zombie; woo!








































