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Rocks in Shoes… Photos From Yesterday

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Surprise Simon! You’re on Candid iPhone Camera!

 Surprise Simon! Youre on Candid iPhone Camera!

 Surprise Simon! Youre on Candid iPhone Camera!

 Surprise Simon! Youre on Candid iPhone Camera!

 Surprise Simon! Youre on Candid iPhone Camera!

Random Fish Conversation @ 31 July 2009

Friend: I bought 19 new fish.
Me: That’s amaz­ing.
Friend: One of the species eats poo. I’ll never have to buy them food again
Me: That’s incred­i­ble.
Friend: Well it does eat poo and algae but you still need to feed it.
Me: If i was a fish I’d want you to be my owner.
Friend: I want to breed them and then I can give you one. Would you like one?
Me: Sure. I’d call it Bort if it was a boy.
Friend: I’ll sur­prise you one of these days.
Me: One con­di­tion. It must be a hot fish.
Friend: It will be ridicu­lously good look­ing.
Me: I won’t dis­crim­i­nate against it just because it has rockin’ fins and a mouth to die for.
Friend: And great suc­tion.
Me: That goes with­out sayinng.

Musical Fusion; Something About Eagles and Fires…

 Musical Fusion; Something About Eagles and Fires...

I’m back at the unof­fi­cial song­writ­ing desk with sSalvia (Mr. Simon Vil­lani) cre­at­ing some musi­cal fusion every­one! There are a few new songs we’re work­ing on with lyrics sur­round­ing choice top­ics such as eagles and fires or maybe even pos­si­bly both!

 Musical Fusion; Something About Eagles and Fires...

One can only spend so long, how­ever, try­ing to con­vince the other half (Simon) the genius in writ­ing songs about pants with holes in them. Exhausted and feel­ing all artsy, I decided my ener­gies were bet­ter spent tak­ing can­dids of Simon.

 Musical Fusion; Something About Eagles and Fires...

Once Simon real­ized that the cam­era was there… he started posing…

 Musical Fusion; Something About Eagles and Fires...

Dave Moyer @ 20 May 2009

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Dave: This is the stu­dio clock I want.
Me: That’s cool.
Dave: Yeah. It’s 6 inches tall.
Me: It’s 6 inches of awe­some­ness.
Dave: *silence*

Dave Moyer — Chalk it up for another Bitwire Media office accessory.

Dave: I’m going to now run a vocal exciter on you to make you sound excited.
Me: It makes my voice sound aroused?
Dave: Yes you have been aroused. Audio euphemisms eh?

Dave Moyer — Audio euphemisms anyone?

Don’t Like Your Kid? Sell it on eBay!

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So here I am in bed and blog­ging on my phone again; mobile blog­ging gets a lit­tle bit addic­tive. (Espe­cially after the sec­ond go.)

Updat­ing from the bed does have it’s lit­tle advan­tages though such as lis­ten­ing to the audio­phoric and ther­a­peu­tic per­cus­sive rep­e­ti­tion of my fin­gers on the keys and not know­ing what may come out of my mind in this half-exhausted comatose-induced state. All I hope for with both fin­gers crossed is that some form of fin­ger diar­rhea or its alter­na­tive thereof doesn’t result whilst at the same time resign­ing myself to the knowl­edge that tomor­row, I will need to go through this post again to check for smelling errors.

Inspired or drugged? Bed­time blog­ging. Genius isn’t it? Who needs bed­time read­ing when you have bed­time blog­ging? For­get about read­ing to your chil­dren bed­time sto­ries; have them bed­time blog instead! Let’s be all post­mod­ern and reject estab­lished belief of good par­ent­ing. Your new child is now your blog and the best thing about this arrange­ment? If you no longer like your “child”, just put it up for sale ala Oliver Twist — “Boy for saaale… Boy for saaaale…” — or bet­ter yet, delete the bug­ger from exis­tence with few sim­ple clicks of your mouse! (It will be like it never existed.) Perfect.

And with that note, I bid you all adieu.

Que sueñes con los angeli­tos y con­migo al ladito.

xox

Kym

Real Men Don’t Use Emoticons!!

Hi every­one out there in the Inter­webs and espe­cially to all my crazy stalk­ers who scare me a lit­tle bit but add that extra lit­tle bit of zest in my life!!

Gworsh… It has been don­key years since my last blog post so though I would jump online at 2 AM to give you all a lit­tle shout out and tell you all that I print out all your emails and keep them in a drawer besides my bed and kiss each and every one of them before I close my eye­lids for some good qual­ity rest and relax­ation (or some vari­a­tion thereof).

It is 2 AM and I am absolutely wrecked! These past few weeks have been super hec­tic with a packed sched­ule of song writ­ing, record­ing, rehearsals, act­ing classes and plan­ning for the sSalvia EP launch in a few weeks. I have two photo shoot ses­sions next week for both the EP cover and another promo shoot so plan­ning for it from loca­tion scout­ing to dress for the day is keep­ing me up late every night. (Maybe I can become an eye bag model or some­thing hardy har har.)

One thing I am look­ing for­ward to is see­ing the change in Simon’s look as I  made him go get a hair­cut before the photo shoot. Go YouTube video threats! Let’s chalk one up for the YouTu­bers out there shall we? >:)

You may have noticed some changes here, on my Twit­ter account, Face­book account and MySpace account recently. Every­thing is being con­sol­i­dated and updated reg­u­larly so now every­one has even more oppor­tu­ni­ties to stalk me now hur­rah! Speak­ing of which it seems every­one is get­ting on the Twit­ter wagon lately. Great to see so many peo­ple on it now!! Gotta say it though, my Twit­ter account is vin­tage. I was there when it first began. It goes with­out sayin that we are the tech­nol­ogy gen­er­a­tion and we gotta embrace social media and all the oppor­tu­ni­ties it brings for pos­i­tive social change; for exam­ple: (1) Demi Moore help­ing the sui­ci­dal Twit­terer find help; (2) Ash­ton Kutcher high­light­ing and bring­ing aware­ness to var­i­ous human­i­tar­ian issues that he believes to be impor­tant and so on and so forth.

As for me, I am happy using Twit­ter to inform peo­ple that I saw a man wear two watches and that my recently renamed puppy, Sir Poop-a-Lot, recently left var­i­ous “land mines” all over my cousin’s car­peted house on its first, and last, puppy play date. Just wait­ing until I reach those higher num­bers before I start tweet­ing about spousal abuse and domes­tic vio­lence and 100 other ways to find inspi­ra­tion for an album’s worth of songs.

In regards to “Dark and Secret Places” (the movie), film­ing has been delayed. More rehearsal time for me so noth­ing much to report except that I recite my lines whilst simul­ta­ne­ously scratch­ing my stom­ach whilst talk­ing show­ers. Mmm speak­ing of water… I haven’t had a bath in yonks. I think it’s about time I did some relaxation.

Catch you all later and keep up the qual­ity stalk­ing; espe­cially to every­one fol­low­ing me on Friend­Feed!! I always makes me feel so much bet­ter and secure know­ing that at any given moment, there is the pos­si­bil­ity that there is  some­one who could be going through my garbage bin.

Kisses to the ladies and high fives to the guys,

Kym

Incognito Practice Videos

If I knew this was going to be filmed… I would have worn some­thing better.

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Run­ning through Scream a cou­ple of times. Because we’re worth it.

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Ran­dom moments of inge­nu­ity woo woo.

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I sing ran­dom things when I have noth­ing else to do.

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Simon Villani @ 12 May 2009

Simon: Is this a joke?
Me: What! They’re awe­some!!
Simon: Is this a joke?
Me: You made me drop my Chee­tos ball.

Simon Vil­lani — Scared of boy bands.

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