The Buff Zone 7: The Academy of Meso-Massachusetts
By Kym Huynh on May 2, 2008 in The Buff Zone
I have a friend, let’s call him Casanova, who seems to have the uncanny ability to generate muscle-tissue en masse whenever he thinks of any sporting-related activity. For example, we took a couple of surfboards down to the surf for the weekend recently during a time when the waves rejoiced and decided that 12-foot was all the rage. After hours and hours of paddling, swimming and frolicking in the salty friendlessness of sea water, I rejoiced for the appearance of abdominal muscles, but looked curiously at Casanova’s sudden appearance of increased general musculature; in fact I could have sworn that said Casanova was growing right in front of my eyes. I should state that while rationale told me that epic growth is not only improbable sans the use of state-of-the-art steroids-that-have-instant-impact and that this was 99.9% more likely to be the universally adored pump, a phenomenon that occurs when blood rushes through your muscles and makes you appear larger, there is no denying that Casanova’s genetic makeup place him in the mesomorph category; the lucky people who are able to gain muscle and lose fat very quickly and have a physicality generally disposed towards looking like a soldier boy; which also happens to be the artist of my favourite song “Crank That”. Continue reading here.
